Comedy break: Jeb Bush really enjoyed the J. Lo-Shakira halftime show / striptease / butt-shaking contest

by Adam Ford · Feb 3rd, 2020 8:55 am

Last Updated Feb 3rd, 2020 at 9:30 am

The Super Bowl LIV halftime show, which many of you no doubt turned off because you had children in the room and/or self-respect, featured Jennifer Lopez and Shakira writhing around, twirling on stripper poles, grabbing their own nether-regions, flicking their tongues, and engaging in a butt-jiggling contest.

It is being referred to around the internet as the "a**-off" and the "a**-time show."

It was condemned by many as inappropriate, explicit, and degrading.

And it was was apparently the highlight of the game for ol' Jeb(!) Bush.

Was he drunk? Was it a rare moment of showing his true self? Does he think the dirty-old-man vibe is going to poll well in the future? Has Trump's reign finally broken him to the point where he just no longer cares?

The world may never know.

But it is certainly his most retweeted tweet of all time and some of the replies are glorious, though many are too inappropriate to post here — mainly because they feature images of the actual halftime show.

The tweet is still up, so either he's just basking in the rush of finally doing something that attracted some attention, or he still hasn't been able to peel himself out of bed.

What have you become, Jeb? 😂


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