Houston Astros star, 2017 World Series champ, and confirmed dirty, rotten cheater Jose Altuve was hit by a pitch in his first spring training game of the season.
In his first plate appearance, el pequeño tramposo received a nice, warm welcome from Tigers fans:
In his third plate appearance he was beaned by Tigers Pitcher Nick Ramirez "by accident":
You hate to see it.
Why there weren't more cameras there to catch the first time an Astros cheater got drilled in what will probably be a record-breaking beanball season, I can't tell you. We'll take what we can get, though.
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